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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #26</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The train is full of the dead again this morning, dead eyes staring staring staring at my living flesh.
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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #25</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Glorp,&#8221; stated the dishwasher decisively, &#8220;glorp, glipple, glorp.&#8221;

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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #24</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People often ask me what my biggest fear is, and I lie and tell them it&#8217;s running out of bananas before the end.

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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #23</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my twenty-third birthday, a dark-haired stranger walked up to me, handed me a crysanthemum, and said that if we were lucky, we&#8217;d never see each other again.

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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #22</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t look at the stars anymore.

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		<title>On the Virology of Thought</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[This post started as a comment on Mur Lafferty's post for Banned Books Week. As it grew, I realized it was probably too long for a single blog comment, and probably deserved a home of its own. I look forward to hearing your thoughts!]
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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #21</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we go any further, you need to understand that everything I&#8217;m about to tell you is true and real, especially the parts that never happened.

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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #20</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sing of arms and the woman, who first from the orb of Earth, exiled by war, came to Phobos and Martian shores, much scarred in space and asteroid by fires from Sol, through cruel Adam&#8217;s unforgiving wrath, and much enduring in vacuum also, till she should build a garden and bring her goddesses to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jramboz.wordpress.com&blog=4414360&post=147&subd=jramboz&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #19</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Angel was short, slightly pudgy, had no wings or halo, and sported a rather unsightly wart to one side of his nose, but Jose knew he was an Angel nonetheless.

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		<title>50 First Lines &#8211; #18</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone in the future once will tell me, &#8220;If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, build a time machine.&#8221;
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