50 First Lines – #1
Posted by Jason on August 14, 2009
When I was your age, I was dead and spending most of my time in Poughkeepsie.
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Lauren said
erm..I don’t really know how to make a proper link here, but cut and paste! We haz collaboration!
http://bibliophile.sayrawr.com/?p=26
Jason said
That’s great! I really love it! Also, you’re the first person (who I know of, at least) to write a story based on one of my first lines. You get a shiny gold star! I know, I wish I had something better for you… but that’s something, right?