Like I said, this one sizzles (larf! Sorry, I like puns.) I love your 50 First Lines- I have rolled around a few in my head as jumping off points when I’m in waiting lines. See? Real-life impact! Hope you decide to post any stories you end up writing here… *puppy dog eyes*
That said, you need to write more entries that are all long and topic-y, like the hipster irony one. I know you’re a busy guy, but you’re too good & entertaining a writer to deprive us of that!